Gregory's ServerThe humans gave Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) dinner before they went out. Now they are back, but Voltaire is pretty sure this means it is time for a second dinner.
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Rizzle (São Paulo, Brazil) has been a big ball of excitement recently, and it was getting out of hand until she accidentally rolled around on a towel and wrapped herself up. She actually quite liked being a cosy purrito. Sammy (BC, Canada) is being a flat little splodge today. He has done his morning running and now he is just a cat-puddle. Mochi (Berkshire, UK) is a genius. Her humans got a propeller toy (not for cats), but when they pull the string a little spinning propeller flies through the air. Mochi loves catching them, but more amazingly, brings them back to her human to be fired again. She lines them up in a perfect equidistant row as she returns them. Everyday, Yogi's human (Buckinghamshire, UK) will insist on washing his bowl. He taps her gently on the back of her legs as she stands at the sink, just to point out that he has already licked it as clean as he deems necessary and what he would really like her to do is hurry up and put some food in it. Stewie (New York State, USA) went to great lengths to get his humans all into the living room, meowing and rubbing their legs. In there, he can keep watch on them. Now that this is done, he can finally sleep. A sneaky little someone tried to steal something from the kitchen table while the humans were eating. Unfortunately for Penni (Washington, USA) all she managed to get was a straw in its paper wrapper, not a tasty treat. Tommy (Surrey, UK) really wants his humans to go downstairs and feed him. He has decided that best way to make that happen is to stand at the top and yell loudly that someone should go down with him. The printer has been running today, and is now nice and warm. Miko (Gloucestershire, UK) has decided to make the most of this and has been napping on top of it. Zara (Alberta, Canada) snuck into the garage, but rather than get into any trouble (or catch any mice) she just sat on an old doormat and watched her human work. In case you ever wondered if our CEO cat Pippin (BC, Canada) helps with the drawing process at Cat News, we can confirm that he thinks he is helpful. Regardless, he is at least involved. The human got a new desk, and Ash (Ontario, Canada) immediately knew what he needed to do. It needed to be tested out as a napping spot. We have to interrupt your routine today, Hiro (Ontario, Canada) has mandated a break. He hopped on his human’s lap while they were working and now nothing can happen until he says otherwise, obviously. In an enterprising moment where the human was distracted, Wordsworth (Greater London, UK) managed to sink his teeth into an unguarded ham on the kitchen counter. Apparently the temptation was too much for him. The humans were tying some things up with string, and Felix (Lower Austria, Austria) was pretty certain this was entirely for his entertainment. As he kept trying to grab it, eventually his humans had to give up and accept it was his toy. There is a bee in the house and it is being very loud and aggressive. Danny (BC, Canada) has never seen such an extra insect. He is watching its every move as his humans try and get it to leave. Pippin (BC, Canada) is sitting on the table near food, but that’s ok because he isn’t actually doing anything. So technically, in his book, he isn’t breaking any rules. |