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J.R. Orci

It's possible that Stoats are THE CUTEST FKKING ANIMALS EVER.

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olena

@orci stoats are cute, but have you ever seen a least weasel(mustela nivalis)? It’s quite similar, but even smaller: it can fit in your hand. When I was a kid, we found out one lives under our neighbour’s summerhouse. It was so small, so agile, so fast and so damn cute, I squeaked every time I saw it. I was really impressed with how fierce it is also, as once I saw it carrying a lizard bigger than itself

Doc Holliday

@orci @me sorry, that position has already been filled.

J.R. Orci

Does NO CATS ON THE COUNTER mean nothing to you? #catsofmastodon #cats

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Laura Kosloff

@orci Black cats are special and this one obviously is quite aware of this fact. #blackcatsrule

SallyX

@orci Looks like it means "time to taunt the human!" 😸 😉

J.R. Orci

This whole #Russia coup thing is a staged CIA plot to cover up Biden’s failed false flag Titanic submarine implosion to distract us from Hunter Biden’s criminal sweetheart plea deal.

Lauren Weinstein

@orci Don't forget the faked moon landings, flat Earth, and Area 51 cover-ups. And lizard people. And the decimation of TCM (though there is a bit of positive news on that today, apparently management is being turned over to a pair of respected WB Pictures execs).

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⛧⛧⛧J.d.B.⛧⛧⛧

@orci If my cat would ever text me, the only answer I could give them would be “yes, master”.

🏳️‍⚧️Melissa Deathridge🏴‍☠️

@orci they definitely would. You would send them 8 loving caring messages from work and close to the end of the day you'd get one message. Pick up cat food on the way home.

Karin Sorenby

@orci oh no!? Really.. ?? What a sad thought though..😕

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