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Dottore Chi

no no no *you* can't freely scan through the collected works of humanity, that right is reserved for the large language models.

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Anigma

@selfsame But... you can do that. The only thing that prevents you from it is handling this huge amount of data.

program jiggler

@selfsame okay fine, i am forced to admit this was an indisputable banger of a quip

ConsoleWitch

@selfsame we are willing to invest billions of dollars to educate a handful of LLMs but don't want to spend anything to educate humans.

Dottore Chi

reply guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking discussing

DELETED

@selfsame bonus points for if you appear to be a woman, and they begin to explain the obvious to you

(please don't ever do that)

Dottore Chi

genuinely love how weather websites are the slowest loading websites in existence

tech? no! man, see...

@selfsame forecast.weather.gov has a plaintext version and it's *amazing*

Dottore Chi

Proud of every thing I've accomplished here but it's finally time to leave Torment Nexus. Looking for my next adventure! Specialized in scream coagulation and pain substrates, if you're expanding your team let's have a conversation!

Sid🇵🇸

@selfsame Sid has endorsed you with the Torment Nexus Operator skill

yomimono, level 65312 cat bed

@selfsame my team is looking for an Abyss Gazer if you have those skills

Dottore Chi

oh well could an algorithm do this?
*tries to draw a dog*
*forgets which way the hind legs go*
well.. nether the less

Dottore Chi

thinking about a sandwich with 3 slices of bread

sandwich with radial symmetry, there are three ends
Григорий Клюшников

Actually this method is scalable to an arbitrary number of slices of bread 🤔

Dottore Chi

and you tell me the city of Brussels sprouted this?

Dottore Chi

Chop Off One Head and Two Grow In It's Place Driven Development

Dottore Chi

You're offered $50,000, but if you of
take the most gets of out hates the person get

Dottore Chi

think if when you got to hell you said something cool and clever to satan he would be like "you know what, you can go to the part of hell that's actually not that bad"

Eugen Rochko

@selfsame I heard the outer rings of hell were quite alright, actually

Dottore Chi

someone submitted 6 PRs and a bunch of issues to my open source tool and really it's a bunch of features i don't want, and really not trying to spend all my free time this week on this shit

"don't ever put me in a situation" image (old timey frog holding an old timey pistol)
Dottore Chi

my limited experience with open source contributions has been people getting pissy when you don't accept their code so i'm contemplating just leaving the PRs open forever

Dottore Chi

The Enigma of Amigara Fault but for golfers, they start taking their golf clothes off and try to crawl into those little golf holes

Eugen Rochko

@selfsame A little unsettled by the realization which part of their body does fit into the hole

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