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Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

I just read a Dear Abby letter about someone whose husband got a pet monkey, and now when she tries to initiate sex he tells her he'd rather hang out with the monkey

Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

Evelyn is getting her teeth cleaned this morning, so Shankly is having a nice relaxing time not worrying about the small black demon who stalks his every move

Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

Someone came to the door to deliver a package

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