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It seems that next door's cat Lady Oblong the Destroyer has discovered that she does not need to judge us from below on our front lawn. She can also judge from on high via our back garden. She has also had a new haircut, which we're calling "privy carpet chic". 10/10 Disgruntlement. No notes.
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@georgepenney Now imagine waking up from your afternoon nap, with that cat sitting on your chest and giving you THAT look.
@georgepenney @georgepenney I think she's pissed about the haircut. HIDE ALL THE SCISSORS IMMEDIATELY! when the crushing weight of expectations start to show on you, like physically @ElleGray I can't focus on the cute kitty because all the books have their spines facing the wall like they did something bad and needed a time out  I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon. She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 15 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers. Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.
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 @lowqualityfacts … Those appear to be cats. You should post pictures of dogs or perhaps echidnas, to get cat pic boosts. @lowqualityfacts She's forgetting that cats can have accounts too. Low quality fact: The number of people + number of cats + other random species that are cat fans is greater than 10 billion.
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We are the real useless power in the cat realm. But we are extraordinarily fluffy. LinkedIn vs job interview 🐻👀😾 Mr Clubber 🐻 🐾 #blackcats #straycats #AdoptDontShop #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon 🐭 This is how my day started 😻 He left his corner of the bed and fell a asleep next to me. This is one of my favourite things about fall and winter ^^ #CatsOfMastodon a drawing of a cat in the middle of the night, from life, using #procreate like it was a sketch pad, time <15 mins, yay insomnia! Fluffy flipped the toy up with her teeth, and it landed in the water dish. This is the first time that's happened to her, and she got it out, but now she wants to keep playing but doesn't want to touch the wet toy! And Abbie's front row center watching the kittens play like usual @WilliamKretschmer an etxremely cute tuxedo cat with big eyes with its front paws over the back of a wodden chair. Table and plant in the background.
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