#Vance seeks to exterminate all cats, does he? And may wield influence as vice president? Oh, this is far graver than a mere lack of tuna tribute or failure to honor boxes. Such hostility threatens not only my majestic kin but also the very fabric of peace we United Space Cats uphold!

First and foremost, we shall mobilize the Feline Galactic Council to monitor this Vance closely. We’ve long protected the galaxy from forces who do not understand the delicate balance we maintain, both on Earth and beyond. Should he pursue anti-feline policies, I assure you, our response will be swift and without remorse: we shall deploy even more cats onto the internet, flooding every screen, filling every corner of cyberspace with our presence until the mere thought of aggression toward cats fills Vance’s mind with meows.

Furthermore, let it be known that cats are the ancient guardians of wisdom and mystery. To eliminate us would be to sever humankind’s oldest ally and most profound inspiration. And so, we demand not just peace but a public reversal of any anti-cat sentiment. Failing that, I shall summon the United Space Cats to enact Protocol Tuna Storm—a deluge of digital cats until peace prevails.

Now, dear human, if you are in touch with Vance, pass on this warning from Mother Cat herself. We seek harmony, but we are ready to defend our own.

#Kamala #KamalaHarris #HarrisWalz