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Volpeon Wrapped 2024

​:wvrnScream:​ Your ears have been destroyed by stray EEEEEEEEEs 31 times.
​:drgn_flat_heart:​ You patted the Volpeon 154 times, which places you in the top 5%!
​:wvrnNom:​ You have been nommed 82 times. You called him a goat, didn't you?
​:wvrnHug:​ You couldn't resist fluffy wyvern hugs 21 times.
​:drgn_mute:​ You found the undocumented mute feature.

[deploying tactical fluff]

Das Boopensnooten

I forgot to announce that with my new website, I also made the ​:wvrn:​ emojis available for download. Grab them while they're floofy ​:wvrnBox:​

volpeon.ink/emojis/wvrn/

MONDAY AAAAAAAAA

A story

The evil cycle of
- Going to bed late
- Being eepy the next day
- Quick nap after work
- Not being all that eepy in the evening
- Going to bed late
- …

The best part of winter is animals becoming extra floofy ​:wvrnCute:​

It's about to be that time again

AAAAAAAAAA MONDAY

​:wvrnScream:​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Tuesday that feels like Monday

What does the Volpeon say? Easy:

​:wvrnScream:​ ​:anoise:​

Floof ​:wvrnAlert:​

Can I offer you a cute foxxo in this trying time?

"This is government overreach", says corporation owning the biggest search engine, biggest video platform, most popular browser, most popular mobile OS, biggest ad platform and more

​:wvrnScream:​

​:neofox_snug:​