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Darius Kazemi

Oh wow THANK YOU @Claire and @noellabo for the v3.3.0 feature "Add unread notification markers in web UI".

For those who can't parse the understatement, one thing this does is: if Mastodon is not open in your desktop browser and you get a notification from someone, when you open Mastodon there will be an accurate notification count.

Darius Kazemi

(btw Hometown users, expect a Hometown release with v3.3.0 features by the end of the week. I am currently testing here on Friend Camp.)

Darius Kazemi

I feel like following Twitter bots made a lot of sense because my Twitter timeline really benefited from the regular absurdity/cleansing. But my Fediverse timeline is pretty much entirely things that I want to read, rather than a litany of fresh horrors punctuated by friend updates. This makes bots I follow here feel a lot more like unwanted noise.

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pine "two cats" trees

@darius on :birdsite: I used to follow the big ben bot as a reminder that time has passed and I should do something else than infiniscrolling; here the bots I follow are fun pieces of art

JP

@darius I tend to only follow people who I wouldn't mind reading 100% of their tweets. So I've always made my bots post once or twice a day instead of the common once an hour or so - I don't want them to babble constantly. Little robots I program to leave me a present at an appointed time to help me mark time and make it through the day.

Григорий Клюшников

The exact reason I unfollowed a bunch of "public pages" on VK. Also the exact reason why Smithereen won't have them, and more precisely the ability to post on behalf of a group, in the first place.

Darius Kazemi

tired: notepad.exe
wired: Sound Recorder

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S T O L A S

@darius I really do miss these little programs that did one thing and one thing acceptably.

nasser

@darius I would record hour long radio plays into this thing as a kid

JauntyWunderKind

@darius hash tag #whynotboth (at once).

i feel like auto transcription has such amazing potential. i love sending voice messages to people, async communication, but i also want to attach an index of the contents, for fast reading, as a courtesy.

Darius Kazemi

@danbruno (sent this the other day but with the wrong permissions so you couldn't see it) do you think we'll ever get anything as zany/good as this in any Trails game ever again?

Dan Bruno

@darius 😂 From what I've heard the Magical Girl Alisa stuff in Hajimari is super over-the-top, maybe that'll be its spiritual successor

The Lore System

@darius oh my GOSH, I love them! 🤩

Darius Kazemi

Back in the days of AOL Instant Messenger, whenever I would message "thank you" to one of my friends he would reply with "yw" and for literally years I thought he was saying "yeah whatever" and I thought he was kind of dismissive and maybe a little rude

Darius Kazemi

FACT: Cyberpunk 2077 takes place 20 years before the events of One Must Fall 2097

Darius Kazemi

so what are some palindromes that anagram into other palindromes?

Darius Kazemi

I guess:

poop
oppo [political slang, short for "opposition"]

neil 🍄

@darius otto and toot

may or may not have been a show on nickelodeon

Darius Kazemi

hello from me and my new avatar, the bear who runs a deli in Busytown

phooky

@darius wait did lucasarts do a point and click richard scarry adventure

Darius Kazemi

great now I have to figure out what "snap" is and why it's bad

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Suitably ballyhooed

@darius I’m so excited to have found a convenient method of deploying nix on remote machines. Can’t wait to get rid of my last Ubuntu box, just before the snap disaster becomes unbearable.

Matthew "Smiffy" Smith

@darius Just looked it up. So basically it's Docker?

Stewart Russell

@darius They're easily got rid of:
kevin-custer.com/blog/disablin
And if you really want them to stay gone:
askubuntu.com/questions/125180

Curiously, my systems continue fine: Gnome is picked up from elsewhere. I've had to compile one package from source (ScanTailor) and go back to using fucking-ableist-named-image-editor instead of Glimpse.

Snaps can't access global /tmp, but at least with 20.10 they didn't clutter up df output. Not my problem any more

@darius They're easily got rid of:
kevin-custer.com/blog/disablin
And if you really want them to stay gone:
askubuntu.com/questions/125180

Curiously, my systems continue fine: Gnome is picked up from elsewhere. I've had to compile one package from source (ScanTailor) and go back to using fucking-ableist-named-image-editor instead of Glimpse.

Darius Kazemi

@danbruno Ys 8 is 60% off on Switch so I am finally going to try a modern Ys game (I recall playing Ys on SNES as a literal child and bouncing off)

Dan Bruno

@darius Ys 8 is great IMO (though I can't vouch for the Switch port). It's also the closest the series has felt to Trails of the ones I've played, I think if you're gonna like any of 'em it'll be that one

Darius Kazemi

@danbruno just finished act 3. Damn

[DATA EXPUNGED]
Dan Bruno

@darius Still in Act 2 on August 26 over here! I’ve just finished talking to everyone at that big party. Excited for real stuff to start happening soon, instead of spending all my time “proving the strength of my convictions” or whatever by sparring with people already on my side 😛

Darius Kazemi

Getting members of the medieval bourgeoisie to sell each other out... flipping burghers

phooky

@darius but once again ignoring the threat posed by the entrenched clergy

the deep friars

Dan Bruno

@darius 😂 followed! (I bet there’s like a 70% chance of some kinda giggle in a given quote…)

Darius Kazemi

Alex Gaynor made this tracker that shows you detailed updates on votes in uncalled states as they come in to the NYT data feed

alex.github.io/nyt-2020-electi

ftl ✅✅

@darius thanks, I hate it

Darius Kazemi

While I am gutted about the mayoral race here (I wanted Ted Wheeler out), I am glad that as a state we decriminalized possession of essentially all illegal drugs, which some estimates show will reduce drug-related imprisonment for possession by about 90%. Also the state measure to (eventually) legalize production of psychedelic mushrooms is cool too, I'm excited to see how it affects PTSD therapy.

vera 🍄

@darius seriously tho how the hell did Ted win? I know Teressa split the vote but people still actually voted for him. Like he should have gotten zero votes

Darius Kazemi

is anything

is anything too hard for god
is anything open in portland
is anything open near me
is anything faster than light
is anything free on apple tv
is anything in retrograde
is anything possible
is anything good happening in the world
is anything open right now
is anything divided by 0 0

quaad

@darius this is just to say is anything saving plums is anything tasty and so cold

smallcircles (Humane Tech Now)

@darius

dunno, probably is

relatively
you tell me
the world
didn't see
nope
society
anything
always
my eyes
pfew, complex

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