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Hal Pomeranz

Lucy: The weekend is when people post pictures of their pets on the internet! How do I look?

Maddie: That’s just #caturday, sis. “CAT-urday”. Get it?

Hal Pomeranz

Maddie has told Lucy that on #caturday the bed is all hers. Maddie has also told Lucy that every day is #caturday. Lucy is nonplussed.

Hal Pomeranz

Whenever I see a headline like “Cyber attacks against XYZ industry increase by 2000%” I think, “Oh, they finally started monitoring their networks, huh?”

Tony Hoyle

@hal_pomeranz I also wonder whether they're monitoring external or internal.. stick an IDS outside the firewall and it'll go nuts. But that's like saying stand on a motorway and you'll get run over..

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@hal_pomeranz *cough * isn’t that kind of the job of infosec? What exactly have they been doing for the last 30 years?

Hal Pomeranz

In future all of my posts (especially the nerdy, technical ones) will be tagged #Caturday and include a cat picture. My engagement numbers will go through the roof, baby!

Hal Pomeranz

“Don’t wake me, or I’ll bop you!” #Caturday

Hal Pomeranz

“Go away hooman! #Caturday can wait!”

Hal Pomeranz

“I’m ready for my close-up… No! Too close!” #caturday

Hal Pomeranz

Me is pretending it’s #MonDog not #Caturday

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