Gregory's ServerI went out to scream at the humans for abandoning me. I first screamed at them in the street, but insisted on coming back in through the back to annoy them. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Cat
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The preferred human's friend came to visit me and I was extremely brave. I'd never met her before, but I went to say hi, permitted light strokes, did a few drive by body slams, and looked cute. I only had one malfunction, one fur explosion and one hug from the preferred human. I considered climbing my tree that I've suddenly become highly wary of, but decided that the lower level was sufficient to show off how handsome I am. I got some treats as a reward. A good day. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat I got caught in a cloudburst. In answer to the man's question, I was in a bush. I'm livid. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Caturday As usual, I'm having an indecision about where I should sit to while away my day. I can't find anywhere to go, so I woke the preferred human up to complain about it. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat We got a new treat which was chicken and cheese flavour. I was concerned because I've never had cheese flavour before, but by the time I'd considered trying it, Eric had eaten it all. He then went to sleep on the floor, not on a scratcher like cats should. The sound is me complaining to the management. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Outrage I am not showing my feet to anyone in case the photos get exploited, but no one will be interested in Eric's mucky paws. #ToeBeanTuesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #ToeBeans Yesterday, Eric had an anxiety wee in the tall one's room because he trapped himself in there. Today, the preferred human went in to check he'd not done it again, so nurse Colin had to run after his patient. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Paramedicat The preferred human tried to groom me. Something to do with "Colin flocking the whole house," which I presume is referring to the gentle moulting I am currently undergoing; a natural process that requires zero human interference, (unless you are Eric and cannot look after yourself properly). I bravely ran away into a bush to fix myself. I'm sitting on my scratcher doing normal cat things, yet Eric is being weird. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #FediCat Disaster! I went outside to shout at the humans when they came home last night, but I was so busy running around and shouting that I got locked out in the rain all night. This morning, I was throwing myself at the back door, thinking I'd been abandoned. I was damp and starving! I'm now having a sleep to recover from the trauma after having eaten my breakfast. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat The outrage! It's raining. I bravely went out to have a wee in a bush because it was an emergency. I was mid-flow, when out of the bush, Eric popped out his head and sniffed me. There was nothing I could do but continue my business while being sniffed. It was most unseemly and I am upset. #cats #CatsOfMastodon I have seeds! Seeds! There are seeds stuck to me! Help! Seeds! SEEDS! Someone needs to fix it, but without touching me. No, you cannot use a brush. I shall just stand here hyperventilating until this is sorted. Thank you. Some people may wonder how I communicate all my deep thoughts to the preferred human. I am actually extremely chatty and communicative, as this video shows. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat My food place has disappeared because they've moved everything in my kitchen. Does this mean I am no longer going to get food? Why are they moving everything? I don't like it. :ablobcatcry: I ran bravely away to tell the preferred human all about it and have a hug to calm down. I am hyperventilating. :blobcat_oh_no: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #FediCat Apparently, I am a "drama queen" who has plenty of places to sleep. The preferred human was not sympathetic to my complaints about Eric being on the bed. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat I've had a busy day paramedicatting. For some reason, the preferred human has now got out of bed to sit in a chair. Eric really wanted to sit on her, so I chased him off. The tall one is now giving him a hug, but I'm still on alert. #CatsOfMastodon #cat |