Gregory's ServerThere are unauthorised workmen in the garden! :ablobcatcry: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
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This is just a reminder that on hot days, it's important to stay hydrated. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #StayHydrated It's #caturday, but as usual, I have complaints: The humans went out and left me alone for months. They only left me crunchy food all day and I had to share with Eric. While they were gone, we got new next-door neighbours. I did not authorise this. It's not only big humans, but also small, noisy ones. My snooze on the decking was interrupted by them playing with a ball and making human noise. This is unacceptable. #cat #CatsOfMastodon The humans have dismantled my favourite strategic redeployment spot (under the bed) so I have nowhere to go in times of extreme peril. :ablobcatcry: #cats #CatsOfMastodon *picture blurred due to extreme cat distress when the bin lorry came. There is a storm, so I have bravely conducted a strategic redeployment to under the bed. This is me looking upset in the sun from earlier today. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats Eric is enjoying the Aurora tonight. #NorthernLights #AuroraBorealis #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Fedicats #Cats Running towards the preferred human to apologise for verbally abusing her earlier. She had been checking my fur with a comb, which I had not consented to. Therefore, I feel it was deserved, but I felt apologising anyway was the gentlemanly thing to do to keep the treats coming my way. Today was a nice day. The preferred human did not go out, I had a nice time sunbathing and Eric was not as annoying as usual. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all. I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety. The tall one decided to pick me up. She wanted a hug, but Eric was not available. I tried my best to be helpful, but I did not enjoy it one bit. #Cat #CatsOfMastodon Eric is misusing my tree! This will be a bit of a thread because it was highly upsetting. #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicat #Cat #Cats part 1 of 4 I have been groomed! The outrage. I am not Eric. I am quite capable of keeping myself clean and do not need human assistance. I got very angry and verbally abused the preferred human :blobcathissing: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat Eric says his tail is completely normal and mine is too small. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #CatTail #Fluffy I'm giving the man a pointless hug. Look how happy I'm making him. #CatsOfMastodon #BankHoliday #Cat Happy Easter. Today is difficult as I got breakfast early. It's now lunchtime, I'm starving, but the humans have told me it won't arrive for another hour! An outrage. #CatsOfMastodon #EasterCat #Cat |