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chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

theorem: the best way to get likes on fedi is to post small animals

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celeste be like "strawberries will impress your friends, but that's about it, only collect them if you really want to"
but then the ending cutscene is like "you call that a cake?" if you don't have enough berries
smh

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"regulation of any kind would mean the death of alt-health"
fun fact: in france, medicine obviously has to undergo double-blind trials to be advertised as medicine. except homeopathic remedies. they can be advertised as medicine with no requirement of efficacity whatsoever

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like you will seriously have ads for flu and allergy "treatments" that have the disclaimers like "all medicine can have risks consult with your pharmacian etc" and it's literally just homeopathic bullshit
it's incredible

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"astronomers don't just say 'there's stuff missing here, therefore dark matter'"
they do tho

Haelwenn /ัะปะฒัะฝ/ :triskell:
@chjara
Stereotype of a scientist: They are very precise in everything they do.

Quite a lot of the scientists I know: *dumps pasta in more or less boiling water and let it cooks some almost random amount of time*
chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

girls with giant fluffy tail, giant tits, and giant assault rifles

chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

the fediverse state religion is thick thigh worship

chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

i am a
[ ] man
[ ] woman
[x] gamer
interested in
[ ] man
[ ] woman
[x] touching fluffy tail

chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

imagine being such a bootlicker you call the cops on someone else who did nothing but have a banner

chjara ๐Ÿด [MOVED]

"headphone jack - genuine feature nowadays, crazy how we've come full circle"

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