nya mrrp meow mrrp [modem dialup sounds]

reminder that chatgpt is a glorified markov chain bot that takes several kilowatts just to reply to one text query

HUNDREDS of proprietary "secure messengers" yet NO chat protocol known to be more secure than xmpp

eugen rochko. born 1993 in darkest siberia. in 1997, recruited by the FSB, reputedly under the orders of vladimir putin himself. at age 11, family migrates to germany -- purposes unknown. 2016: "Mastodon" (an infamous codeword used by Russia's siloviki to reference the deadly nerve agent novichok, frequently used to assassinate dissident oligarchs overseas) is born.

remaining data awaits declassification

according to their privacy policy, discord can share your chatlogs with undisclosed third parties, and you’re worried about your fedi DMs? 😇

yes. i, as an instance admin, am a DICTATOR, a RUTHLESS OPPRESSOR who reads all DMs and censors every thought

i claim total dictatorship over the self

major instances that block single-user instances are the gmail of fedi

fedi is not a dating site, it's a wedding speedrun community

cmake users get sent to the gnulag

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https://twitt.re/hodgesmr/status/1577650545107533826

i wonder how much apple is paying their shills to claim they're “not quite as bad” about user privacy as the rest of big tech

retrospring? come on, just ask here, i promise i don’t bite ​:meowgigglesmirk:​

anarchists when they have a central nervous system

remember: anyone can be a doggy

wlw

woman loving weapons