@Rasp okay, lets go and pirate twitter :blobcatpirate: :blobfoxpirate:

@Rasp I am VERY :heart_lesb:

@Rasp Which one is that?

YES!
They've installed self checkouts around Paris, but there's a gate you have to scan your receipt to get out.
Fuck that, I just paid, stop treating customers like criminals
@Rasp

@Rasp@raru.re lesson: declaring war on birds is futile