@cstross @Steveg58 Well, I can open it with lynx (which of course does not run any javascript so it's not useful for spyware) from France.
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A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner after he fell in the backyard of his Gainesville, Florida, home, officials told CNN.
The bird’s owner, Marvin Hajos – who is 75, according to CNN affiliate WCJB – made the initial call to 911 Friday about 10 a.m. ET.
I'd probably be able to get a cleaned up copy if I CBA.