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Greg Wilson

I finally got around to creating some lists here on Mastodon:
- Internet royalty
- Embalmed persons
- Those who are highly trained
- Those who use the word "octothorpe"
- Strays
- Members of the Antimemetics Division
- Those included in the present classification
- Those who shiver as if they are cold
- Those who are not countable
- Components of group minds
- Others
- Those who have just broken a cherished coffee mug
- Those who from a long way off look like punctuation

7 comments
Derek Pennycuff

@gvwilson

In case you need to know where to put me.

M. Treasurer commandasaurus πŸ¦–

@gvwilson As a member of the Em Dash Defense League β€” I approve.

Fabio G.

This is @gvwilson's parody of the taxonomy of animals in Borges' fiction/essay β€œThe Analytical Language of John Wilkins”: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anal except it's a taxonomy of Mastodon users instead of animals.

Lauren Weinstein

@gvwilson Please publish the handles of anyone simultaneously in all of those groups. Thanks.

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