@Edmonds_Scanner [Summon Eldritch Latte, level 5]
Casting at a higher level spell slot also summons a bagel.

@Edmonds_Scanner - 9 to 5 but with spells

@Edmonds_Scanner you know what, I DO deserve a rest 🤔

@Edmonds_Scanner Would absolutely love to turn my CEO into a fern, and place said fern in my greenhouse next to the others.

"Oh look how the tables have gyrated, sir. Your turn to spend your life watched by me."

@Edmonds_Scanner 3̣̖̠̮̹̱̥͎͔̮̭̤̆͐̐̀͂̽̃͊͛̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͟͠҉̷̹͙̾̚̚̚̚̚̚͜ ̶̷̴̸̧̗̜̻̹͉̮̻̻̠́̉͊̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚w̶͇̞̲̝̦̟͇̜͗̈̒̒̐̈́͆̓̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͟ò̡͈͍̮͙̫̪͓̭̮̅ͨͧ͑̎͊ͫ̊ͥ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͟r̷̢̡̹̥͚͇͙ͯ͂̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͟k̺̫͈ͧͫ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͞͏̚ ̛͎͇̹ͥ̒̍͆̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚d̼̙ͨ̌̚̚̚̚̚ą̘̬̮̼ͨͥ̓ͬͧ̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚r̓̚̚k̴̸̛̹̰͕̙̹͕̦̳ͥͨ̈͐̀̉̉̓̈̅̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͢͟͞ͅe͎̩̩̚̚̚̚r̡͇͚̝̬̮͌̎̽ͧ̀͌̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͡҈̨̼̖ͬ̾̓́̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚̚͢ͅ

@Edmonds_Scanner
Sage advise

@Edmonds_Scanner if CEOs want to be loved, they will let themselves be turned into newts & ferns

@Edmonds_Scanner pinging @jimbob ;) - topical!

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