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mhoye

@mcc On the one hand this combination of "in order to create an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe" and the practice of reducing an unsolved problem to an equivalent already-solved problem is far too dangerous, you should not have shared this with the internet, it is access to the raw fire of logic that antecedes creation and this power should not belong in mere mortal hands, but on the other hand the pie is by definition delicious.

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JimmyChezPants

@mhoye @mcc

I was planning to make waffles in a few, do I also need to invent a universe first for waffles? I never have before, maybe that's why all this chaos is happening.

They were good waffles though.

mhoye

@jpaskaruk @mcc I like that you’ve raised the stakes here somehow by contorting chronology on top of causality.

penguin42

@jpaskaruk @mhoye @mcc Waffles are easier as they are a projection of the universe onto 2D space

mcc

@penguin42 @jpaskaruk @mhoye —wait, did you just invent a viable geometrical explanation for the dark energy problem

penguin42

@mcc @jpaskaruk @mhoye That's just equivalent to the question of where does the icecream melt away to.

mcc

@penguin42 @jpaskaruk @mhoye you're saying we can also incorporate inflatons into the theory?!

penguin42

@mcc @jpaskaruk @mhoye Primarily in the high energy phase at the start of the waffels existence.

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