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Josh "cortex" Millard

@darius cool basic mechanic but it really needs a prestige loop or to shine, gotta give folks something to chase obsessively after

Jamie McCarthy

@darius I assume everything after this is the scripts to Simpsons gags

jacoBOOian 👻

@darius I had a pretty good idea where this was going but it still made me laugh :)

[DATA EXPUNGED]
Terence Eden

@darius I did like it thank.

I may have skimmed a few parts ;-)

mjfgates

@darius This is monstrous and evil, and I wholly approve.

Julio Jimenez

@darius can I actually read the whole book with this game? 🤣

daersay

@darius anyone telling you that you should have used a different book? :P

Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚✍🏻🧵🪡🍵]

@darius husband was delighted.

sister, on the other hand, satisficed after achieving Utopia, so I had to show her 😂

She was just like "oh, I achieved Utopia! That's nice." (I feel like I should add that she is the high-powered "worldly" person of the two of us, which made it extra charming )

Darius Kazemi

Posting this again to say that the game now saves your progress and lets you reset.

tinysubversions.com/game/utopi

NowWeAreAllTom

@darius nobody tell roko's basilisk that I reset a simulated utopia

Dorothy R. Santos, Ph.D.

@darius I can always count on you and your work to make me smile (and think!!!). 🙏🏽 Thank YOU! ☺️

waferbaby

@darius True story, I actually want to make one. Also I hate you.

Darius Kazemi

@d this was kind of a practice run. I actually learned a lot making this!

waferbaby

@darius Ugh, I bet I have to do a JavaScript or two for this.

Mal 甄/kalessin/Peri

@darius I was going to say it should have a mode where you toggle a switch titled "engage compassion" or some other aspect of modern governance that is largely lacking and then the next click immediately wins but it seems like that would be overkill for the game's scope.

Thank you. It's lovely.

Todd Graham

@darius My attempt at minimal code (and iterations) to complete the game:

for (let i = 0; i < 3094; i++) {
generateUtopias();
}

John Mark Ockerbloom

@darius Nice. I kept going till I got past the table of contents just to see if it also had the main text, and stopped there once I verified that. I'm hoping this means I have a better chance of surviving inadvisable whale pursuits ("ok, you're good, heading back to shore").

Severák

@darius this should be in log scale to be more realistic

Enne🐝

@darius Seems interesting!
One thing, though, I can't seem to find the actual text for chapters when I click on the links. Is it supposed to start playing them?

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