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@jerry @SwiftOnSecurity @hacks4pancakes Same. I just ordered a monocle and have spent the morning practicing my dismissive hurumph.  @dscw @jerry @SwiftOnSecurity I mean everybody cosplaying a pretentious finance bro is also amusing for me so double victory @hacks4pancakes @jerry @SwiftOnSecurity @hacks4pancakes @dscw @jerry @SwiftOnSecurity I do not think I can pull that off without revamping my normal sartorial stylings   @jerry @SwiftOnSecurity @hacks4pancakes I mean, I'd buy you a drink just for running infosec.exchange, pretention or no. @Stormgren the funny part is that I am perhaps among the shyest people there are and would probably melt onto the floor. @SwiftOnSecurity the great thing is I buy drinks for random people of all genders all the time with no incident so this will probably truly only get the assholes. Everyone else just gets a free drink @hacks4pancakes @SwiftOnSecurity Note to self, be both in a space with hacks4pancakes, and be interesting enough to get a drink bought for. πβ @Stormgren @SwiftOnSecurity itβs true I recently bought an entire club tacos @hacks4pancakes @dustinfinn Lesley making it rain in the club: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ  @hacks4pancakes @dustinfinn I'm so stupid I can't math, it's actually 564 tacos at jackinthebox, which, during a panic stop, would make a helluva mess on the floorboard @hacks4pancakes @dustinfinn That's a lot of tacos.. I'll leave this here, just in case. https://us.whogivesacrap.org/ @dustinfinn Oh, my sweet summer child... Their app has a $50 limit on drive-thru orders β I know this and I'm only ordering for a houseful of taco enthusiasts, not a whole club. π @hacks4pancakes @SwiftOnSecurity You're really not talking me out of this here, tacos sound amazing.  @hacks4pancakes @Stormgren @SwiftOnSecurity Lesley, is there no end to your fabulosity? @wendynather @hacks4pancakes @Stormgren @SwiftOnSecurity seriously. I hope I get to finally meet them in person at defcon! @hacks4pancakes @wendynather @Stormgren @SwiftOnSecurity Aw. Well, hope you enjoy whatever it is youβll be doing instead!  @hacks4pancakes @Stormgren @SwiftOnSecurity as I skimmed this I briefly thought there was a thing called a "club taco" (like a taco version of a club sandwhich?) @ferrix @hacks4pancakes @SwiftOnSecurity I have actually had one of these. It was delicious |
@SwiftOnSecurity @hacks4pancakes Now I am going to act like the most pretentious guy at the bar so women come up and buy me free drinks.