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Вот есть типа материнский инстинкт, а существует ли админский? :blobfoxthinkgoogly:

cc @drq

4 Mar 2023 at 20:51 | Open on mastodon.ml
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@mo слухи ходят, что да: xkcd.com/705/

(на русском: xkcd.ru/705/ )

@drq

[Bearded criminal is holding a pistol and talking on a mobile phone.] Criminal: We took the hostages, secured the building and cut the communication lines like you said. Phone: Excellent. [Still talking on the phone, waving gun around in the air animatedly.] Criminal: But then this guy climbed up the ventilation ducts and walked across broken glass, killing anyone we sent to stop him. Phone: And he rescued the hostages? [Criminal looking confused and defeated, shoulders hunched and pistol hanging limply at his side.] Criminal: No, he ignored them. He just reconnected the cables we cut, muttering something about "uptime". Phone: Shit, we're dealing with a sysadmin.
4 Mar 2023 at 22:09 | Open on mastodon.ml
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