Give a man a hamburger, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hamburger, and he'll hardly know 'er.
@darius teach a man to hamburger today and he'll gladly pay you on Tuesday
@darius i have (had) two kinds of friends: those who say "i hardly know 'er" after literally anything, and i don't have the other kind anymore
@darius A hamburger in the hand is worth a cheeseburger in the bush
@darius Darius what the fuck
@darius teach a man to hamburger today and he'll gladly pay you on Tuesday