@Rasp @lapis But that is exactly what you have been doing this entire time. By replying to a stranger sharing a joke with a list of why you do not think the topic of the joke really exists. Since it doesn't happen to you.

You do not get to this conversation point without looking at this joke and leaping in with the motive of DOESNT HAPPEN TO MEEEE SO LEMME TELL YOU HOW YOURE WWWRRROOOONNNNGGG. That is the content of your posts and reason for posting them. That is what you're doing.

I am begging you. Pleading with you. Offering goats as sacrifice under the full moon in aid of you.

To think about what the fuck you are doing in social interactions.

Though thank you for apparently FINALLY reading something I wrote. Good job. Gold star. There are fifteen more gold stars if you wank off into the sunset to have a think about how not every conversation is for you specifically and must adhere to your life circumstances or else you will come argue about it.