Gregory's Server
@Rasp @lapis are you wanting to have a conversation, or are you wanting to just hear how you are clearly so correct everyone else's experience and knowledge mean nothing?
Alternatively, if you are replacing all parts affected by wear and tear (and planned obsolescence), I can tell you why your printers are working so well: that's not a new toner cartridge, it's a whole printer. So every single gear within gets replaced. Because yes, I am aware of how printers work. Toner does not absolve the need for things like feeding paper through.
@Rasp @lapis Really, though, this is honestly just you being a bore to a near-terminal degree.
Do you always try to disprove someone telling a joke? Do you think common complaints are unworthy of discussion because they have not personally happened to you?
What's next, someone complains about all the Thanksgiving meal leftovers they have to eat while sharing a funny meme about all the ways to repackage turkey into other meals, and you're going to leap in to explain to everyone that they're wrong because that has never happened to you (because you prefer ham and do that instead of a turkey)? If someone jokes about the rough traffic on their commute, do you crash in to declare NO THAT DOESNT HAPPEN AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY COMMUTE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACE ENTIRELY WAS FINE AND ALSO I WORK FROM HOME SO MY COMMUTE WAS FROM BED TO COUCH THEREFORE YOU ARE LYING ABOUT TRAFFIC BEING AN ISSUE?
Some people are not you. Please, I beg of you, do not decide to be a twit of the highest order and make it everyone else's problem when they are not you.
Or else the next time I post about my shoulder hurting due to my disability, I will expect you to come along to say 'well akshuallyyyyyy my shoulder doesn't hurt therefore yours does not so stfu and no making jokes, how dare you not be me, you're clearly invalid if you're not meeeee because the only one that matters is meeeeeeeeee and anyone trying to live their own life needs to be REMINDED that I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER AND ONLY ONE THAT CAN SPEAK'
Or at least, if you do that, just post this handy shorthand: "I am a complete fuckhead. Please block me."
Seriously. This thing that you're doing? It's not cute. It's not cool. I will paypal you money to buy a ladder and get over yourself if it will help you to not needle people for the grave sin of posting jokes for an audience other than you when they don't know you from Adam and are posting on their personal social media.
If you find this impossible then I invite you to wank off into the sunset.
@Rasp @lapis Really, though, this is honestly just you being a bore to a near-terminal degree.
Do you always try to disprove someone telling a joke? Do you think common complaints are unworthy of discussion because they have not personally happened to you?
What's next, someone complains about all the Thanksgiving meal leftovers they have to eat while sharing a funny meme about all the ways to repackage turkey into other meals, and you're going to leap in to explain to everyone that they're wrong...