 Sometimes Linux users on Mastodon can be intimidating or frustrating, so if you ever find yourself getting annoyed by one, here's my advice. Immediately reply with: "Down, puppy! Down! We don't jump up like that, it's not polite. Siit. Siiiit. Siiiiit." GOOD DOG! Who's a good puppy!? Is it you!? Are you a good puppy? You want to play? Go on, write a blogpost about Wayland! Go get it! Get the Wayland!! Link me to your blog post about Wayland!" 20 comments
 @mkj Absolutely. It's a form of curation; keep in mind that you can fairly accurately predict how useful a Linux follower is going to be for future tech questions based almost entirely on how many gay animals they hang out with. @foxyoreos Yeah, I have a feeling this would be a turn-on to at least a few of us. Casual Linux user here.  @foxyoreos i'm not on mastodon but this post still hits me like a cruise missile, because that'd totally work on me :neodog_woozy:
 @89q12 Linux users are just excited to play, we want you to grab the rope and play tug of war with us, and the rope is "which desktop environment do you use?" :3 @foxyoreos What about us BSD users? Y'know, the seven of us ๐น  @Drquuxum @foxyoreos I hope, we are not such annoying :dragnheadphones: :freebsd:  @foxyoreos As time goes on, and Microsoft strays further and further into enshitification... It's like watching people go back to an abusive relationship, just because it's familiar and they remember when it was all excitement and rolling green hills. Murmurs are that Microsoft wants to make the next version compulsory cloud hybrid, and are already testing it with businesses. They're talking about abusing you again, and we're just supposed to let it happen I guess? @foxyoreos@mastodon.social I wouldn't take this very well... I'm a cat. Calling me a dog a bit of an insult tbh, I'd probably block ur ass.  |
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