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Lord help me I'm mucking about with the death generator again

(1/5)

Pilotwings:
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
if you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars!

Robocop Game Boy:

Big bill hell, list prime features
1: bad deals
2: cars that break down
3: thieves

Duke Nukum: if you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass!

MGS1:
Master Miller: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit. Guaranteed!

Like 9 Dec 2024 at 13:58 | Open on chitter.xyz

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Dot

(2/5)

Final fantasy Tactics: if you find a better call, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right!

Zelda NES
old man: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

Superman NES

Kawaii statue of liberty: bring your title. Bring your trade. Bring your wife. We'll fuck her

Manhunter New York.

Multiple hooded devs: that's right, we'll fuck your wife. Cuz at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

9 Dec 2024 at 14:02 | Open on chitter.xyz

Dot

(3/5)

Rambo NES
commander guy: take a hike to Big Bill Hell's. Home of CHALLENGE PISSING. That's right. CHALLENGE PISSING.
Rambo: how does it work?

Carmageddon
Unhinged man with goggles and mustache, identified as Big Bill Hell: if you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment.

Cop from Police Quest: Don't wait. Don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off

9 Dec 2024 at 14:05 | Open on chitter.xyz

Dot

(4/5)

John Madden: Only at Big Bill Hell's. The only dealer who tells you to fuck off!

Sim City 2000
Transport advisor: HURRY UP ASSHOLE!

Super off road: the Baja
Car crash screen.

Guy in a flannel shirt, looking miffed: This event ends the minute after you write us a check.
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker

9 Dec 2024 at 14:09 | Open on chitter.xyz

Dot

(5/5)

Skate or die punk: Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's cars!

The power rangers pose in the background:
Baltimore's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

9 Dec 2024 at 14:10 | Open on chitter.xyz

Bimbo

@DotMaetrix William 'Bill' Fontain De La Tour Deautrives' lesser know brother

William 'Bill' Fontain De La Tour Deautrive in red shades and characteristic white vest.

9 Dec 2024 at 17:28 | Open on kolektiva.social

Foone🏳️‍⚧️

@DotMaetrix it's a good website, dot

10 Dec 2024 at 8:11 | Open on digipres.club

Dot

@foone I will never log off

10 Dec 2024 at 8:24 | Open on chitter.xyz

Blue DeviL // SCT

@DotMaetrix @foone it is infectious

10 Dec 2024 at 8:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

@DotMaetrix this is arguably the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

“Hurry up, asshole” is classic af lol

10 Dec 2024 at 8:22 | Open on beige.party