@gamingonlinux A black hole always open to stealing your data.

@gamingonlinux pictures to send to linux users to give them an aneurysm

@gamingonlinux Maybe it's a talk about cyber intrusions.

@gamingonlinux Is the kernel open source? I don't think so ... or they mean your data is "open" to Microsoft and their advertising company partners etc.

@gamingonlinux "open" as in "most vulnerable"? XD

@gamingonlinux If by 'open' they mean security gaps, then maayybee...

@gamingonlinux Obligatory:

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@gamingonlinux wtf how could they write that and keep a straight face

@gamingonlinux Ah, they finally got to the "Security and privacy" section of the talk

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Il y en a qui n'ont honte de rien...

@gamingonlinux It's not April fools, microsoft 🤣

@gamingonlinux Only if its the most "open" operating system to steal your data

@gamingonlinux fake news.

@gamingonlinux Yeah... corporate keynotes. I forget the verbiage they used, but a few years ago they basically said Windows kicked off the internet revolution in the 90's, coming just short of saying they invented it.

@gamingonlinux Worth a lawsuite...

@gamingonlinux So open is fights against trying to report problems

@gamingonlinux@mastodon.social lmfao

@gamingonlinux lol. lmao, even.

@gamingonlinux Rofl, the most what? They can't even grammar.

I get what they're trying to do with that, but it doesn't mean it isn't just stupid, lol.

@gamingonlinux@mastodon.social truly one of the operating systems of all time

@gamingonlinux Open windows. Makes sense. They never quite close again.

@gamingonlinux they mean open to attacks right???

@gamingonlinux riiiiiight😝😝😝

@gamingonlinux …………..what the actual hell

@gamingonlinux they are referring the security side 😂

@gamingonlinux wtaf

@gamingonlinux Ohhhh I know this trick that corporations use, it's called "lying"

@gamingonlinux Open to malware, kernel level malware.

@gamingonlinux "Open"?? Ahaha 😆

@gamingonlinux open to malware clearly. Not sure one would like to win this contest, though.

@gamingonlinux Wiiiiiide open

@gamingonlinux I believe the expression is "pull the other one"

@gamingonlinux LOL. LOL. ROFL. LOL.

@gamingonlinux I don't know if this is still true, but there was a time when the presence of a single externally accessible Windows machine on your network was enough to fail even the slackest of security reviews. "Open" indeed.

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@gamingonlinux #ITsec

@gamingonlinux they spelled vulnerable wrong

or maybe that's a slide from the red team

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@hankg

Regarding security?

@gamingonlinux yeah but they shouldn't let the fridge open

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But... ROTFL

Open your ass otherwise close your Windows

@gamingonlinux

"If Windows was an elevator, you'd be scared to use that elevator"

- William Osman on a podcast recently (apparently)

:neocat_woozy:

@gamingonlinux open, as the opposite of secure, right? 😉

@gamingonlinux I was so upset they took down the stream for this like 24 hours later, but it's back baby!

The deafening silence when Recall was shilled was glorious.

@gamingonlinux The Nazis are in and the BigLie is standard procedure now.

@gamingonlinux open to what

@gamingonlinux 😳🧐🤨🤣 :air_quotes_right:

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maybe they meant "most wide open security-wise operating system"?

@gamingonlinux Still more opennthan Red Hat ©️ Enterprise Linux ™️

@gamingonlinux It's a trick just so we could say:

- "Open" my ass!

@gamingonlinux @cstross if you measure in CVEs quite correct.

@gamingonlinux It's certainly open to hackers!

@gamingonlinux

Microsoft is really bad at standup comedy.

@gamingonlinux *regarding security vulnerabilities

@gamingonlinux Open to whom?

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I mean, they're definitely going to put all your documents out in the open with Recall...

@gamingonlinux Guess a part of the presentation title is missing:
"for attackers"

@gamingonlinux open to advertisers, right?

@gamingonlinux they're right, it's very open, a huge open gaping hole to pass all your information straight to them 🙃

@gamingonlinux ragebait :)

@gamingonlinux Really?

@gamingonlinux it may be true given the numbers of backdoors it has

@gamingonlinux

Who is this new stand up comedian ?

#linux #unix

@gamingonlinux @avon_deer open as in "hole your money and personal information fall in to"

@gamingonlinux

To hacks?

@gamingonlinux

No kidding…

@gamingonlinux Definitions of “Open” by Merriam-Webster. 1 “having no enclosing or confining barrier : accessible on all or nearly all sides”.
3 “completely free from concealment : exposed to general view or knowledge” 🤔🧐

@gamingonlinux open to viruses, of course

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@gamingonlinux haha, to hackers maybe!

@gamingonlinux I'm dying out loud

@gamingonlinux ... to the NSA

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I noticed big tech keep trying to take the word “open” the meaning is blurry now

@gamingonlinux @cstross ... securitywise, like .. open for business from a hacking perspective…

@gamingonlinux in fairness, they didn't say what it was "open" to.

"The most open [to exploitation] operating system"

@gamingonlinux LOL.

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@gamingonlinux
It's the most open for Microsoft to harvest absolutely everything about you without your knowledge then funnel it into their AI for private profits.

@gamingonlinux I'm pretty sure "the most open operating system" that is Windows-compatible would be ReactOS

@gamingonlinux open in terms of telling all about the user to the maker I would say they got a point

@gamingonlinux "Open" in that you can read your CEO's emails, not as in the OS itself is open.

@gamingonlinux
Open like https://reactos.org/ ??

@gamingonlinux open to what?

@gamingonlinux the most "Free Use" operating system

@gamingonlinux Oh, I'm sure they're very open with the data they harvest from users.

@gamingonlinux It’s a very open operating system, just for everyone except the user!

@gamingonlinux I feel the same. Somebody else is always in my Windows system. That is why Linux is my goto. Windows primary problem has always existed; process management.

@gamingonlinux on that particular slide I guess

@gamingonlinux so now they gave us a choice: Windows or the most open operating system

@gamingonlinux Well, folks might open it. But the wise close it again and go use a better OS.

@gamingonlinux Ahahahahaha, oh wait, Are you serious? Let me laugh even louder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"The most Open Browser", AS IF IT WAS TRUE, FUCK OFF 😂

@gamingonlinux Open? Windows?

What is this, Moscow?

@gamingonlinux Hilarious

@gamingonlinux I saw the headline and looked at the calendar.
No, it's not April 1st 😩

Have they no shame?

@gamingonlinux Welllll....Most open to taking your information and giving it to people who hate you....

@gamingonlinux lmfaoooo

@gamingonlinux Sure Jan. 🙄

@gamingonlinux
It's true if by open they mean they share all of your data with everyone else for profit. In that case, they are super open.
@jiub

@gamingonlinux Windows having dreams of becoming FreeBSD