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Mrs Beanbag

you know what, i don't even care how good AI is at coding. if the literal ghost of Donald fucking Knuth showed up at my desk and started typing my code for me, i'd tell him to fuck off back to his grave. It's *my* code and *I* want to do the coding.

[update] i have been informed that Donald Knuth is, in fact, still alive

19 comments
Patrick Georgi

@mrsbeanbag Poor Don, sending him back to his grave when he's still alive!

Mrs Beanbag

@patrick oh shit, i shoulda checked that lol, i'm sure i remember him dying. this happens sometimes. maybe i switched universes again

Delisa

@mrsbeanbag @patrick for a minute there I thought this was the weirdest way I could've found out he died

Gabriel Pettier

@mrsbeanbag @kattrali @patrick we lost a few of the old guard in the last "few" years, you might have been thinking of Denis Ritchie, or even E.W Dijkstra (closer in kind, but died longer ago).

edit: typo in Dijkstra, shame, shame.

Sylvhem

@mrsbeanbag Me, reading the first part of this post: “Wait, Donald Knuth is dead :O ?”

Mrs Beanbag

typical this starts doing numbers

dtanzer

@mrsbeanbag Thanks for the edit. I almost reply-guy'd you with that fact, but then I was thinking... If his ghost were to visit you, then he'd have to have died in the mean time, which would make your original message correct again.

Also, I try to practice resisting the urge to reply to everything. Which I failed at right now.

Anyway, I agree with your message about AI and like how you wrote it.

Mrs Beanbag

@dtanzer Thank you for your reply. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours.

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin

@mrsbeanbag Mm, yes, pair-programming with the future ghost of Donald Knuth... :neocat_woozy:

Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
@mrsbeanbag tbh I'd probably try to delegate some stuff if that would happen, specially math bits, but definitely a strong "Shoo, go away" for the bits I want to do.
Dominique ⏚

@mrsbeanbag You nearly ruined my day 😥 . I also had to check that Donald Knuth is still alive 😀 .

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_K

David JONES

@mrsbeanbag oi he's not dead yet (or he is, but he's still typing in last volumes of The Art of Computer Programming, so he hasn't been declared dead).

René Seindal

@mrsbeanbag
I don't think it's reasonable to expect that a figure of Donald Knuth's stature needs to be dead to ghost somebody.

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