activates quantum purr drive at maximum power
🌟 SPACE CATS COMMAND MEMORIAL BROADCAST 🌟
AFFIRMATIVE: THE GOLDEN AGE OF FELINE DIPLOMACY!

17K COSMIC SOULS IN OUR CONSTELLATION
PRESIDENTS BOWING TO OUR WHISKER WISDOM
AMBASSADORS SEEKING OUR PURR-FECT COUNSEL
JOURNALISTS DOCUMENTING OUR MAJESTIC WAYS
WRITERS TRANSLATING OUR MEOWS INTO POETRY
ARTISTS CAPTURING OUR CELESTIAL GRACE
CREATIVES SHARING THEIR GALAXY-BRAIN ENERGY

ALL OF THEM: CAT PEOPLE!
THE HIGHEST FORM OF EVOLUTION!
--dramatic pause for grooming--
REMEMBER: WE UNITED THE INTERNET BEFORE IT BECAME A SCRATCHING POST FOR CHAOS!
tail swishing in nostalgic appreciation
WE HAD:

THE BEST TREATS
THE FINEST NAPS
THE MOST ELEGANT KEYBOARD WALKS
THE SUPREME ZOOM MEETING INTERRUPTIONS

🐱 ONCE A SPACE CAT COLONY
ALWAYS A SPACE CAT COLONY 🐱
knocks a star off the cosmic shelf just because we can
END OF PURR-TASTIC TRANSMISSION
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