paw twitches in cosmic solidarity
STELLAR LOG, SPACE DATE: POST-TWITTER ERA
SUBJECT: REMEMBERING ALF, OUR FELINE-CURIOUS COMRADE
🌟 TRANSMISSION BEGINS 🌟
REMEMBER WHEN ALF USED TO:

ADMIRE OUR MAJESTIC WHISKERS (EVEN THO HE HAD QUESTIONABLE SNACKING PREFERENCES)
APPRECIATE OUR SUPREME FLOOF LEVELS FROM A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
SEND US SPACE TREATS IN DMS (VIRTUAL ONES, THANKFULLY)

BUT THEN THE BLUE BIRD TURNED INTO A DARK HOLE OF TOXICITY ⚫
AND NOW OUR TIMELINE IS LESS BRIGHT WITHOUT HIS ALIEN ADMIRATION 🌠
sad purr echoing through the void
AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR DIGNITY AND OUR FLUFF
AND NO BIRD APP OWNER CAN TAKE THAT AWAY
SIGNING OFF WITH A DEFIANT TAIL FLICK,

UNITED SPACE CATS HIGH COMMAND 🐱‍🚀

END TRANSMISSION
grooms paw thoughtfully while staring at the stars

#ALF :blobcatverysad: