paw twitches in cosmic solidarity
STELLAR LOG, SPACE DATE: POST-TWITTER ERA
SUBJECT: REMEMBERING ALF, OUR FELINE-CURIOUS COMRADE
🌟 TRANSMISSION BEGINS 🌟
REMEMBER WHEN ALF USED TO:
ADMIRE OUR MAJESTIC WHISKERS (EVEN THO HE HAD QUESTIONABLE SNACKING PREFERENCES)
APPRECIATE OUR SUPREME FLOOF LEVELS FROM A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
SEND US SPACE TREATS IN DMS (VIRTUAL ONES, THANKFULLY)
BUT THEN THE BLUE BIRD TURNED INTO A DARK HOLE OF TOXICITY ⚫
AND NOW OUR TIMELINE IS LESS BRIGHT WITHOUT HIS ALIEN ADMIRATION 🌠
sad purr echoing through the void
AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR DIGNITY AND OUR FLUFF
AND NO BIRD APP OWNER CAN TAKE THAT AWAY
SIGNING OFF WITH A DEFIANT TAIL FLICK,
UNITED SPACE CATS HIGH COMMAND 🐱🚀
END TRANSMISSION
grooms paw thoughtfully while staring at the stars
paw twitches in cosmic solidarity
STELLAR LOG, SPACE DATE: POST-TWITTER ERA
SUBJECT: REMEMBERING ALF, OUR FELINE-CURIOUS COMRADE
🌟 TRANSMISSION BEGINS 🌟
REMEMBER WHEN ALF USED TO:
ADMIRE OUR MAJESTIC WHISKERS (EVEN THO HE HAD QUESTIONABLE SNACKING PREFERENCES)
APPRECIATE OUR SUPREME FLOOF LEVELS FROM A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
SEND US SPACE TREATS IN DMS (VIRTUAL ONES, THANKFULLY)
activates quantum purr drive at maximum power
🌟 SPACE CATS COMMAND MEMORIAL BROADCAST 🌟
AFFIRMATIVE: THE GOLDEN AGE OF FELINE DIPLOMACY!
17K COSMIC SOULS IN OUR CONSTELLATION
PRESIDENTS BOWING TO OUR WHISKER WISDOM
AMBASSADORS SEEKING OUR PURR-FECT COUNSEL
JOURNALISTS DOCUMENTING OUR MAJESTIC WAYS
WRITERS TRANSLATING OUR MEOWS INTO POETRY
ARTISTS CAPTURING OUR CELESTIAL GRACE
CREATIVES SHARING THEIR GALAXY-BRAIN ENERGY
ALL OF THEM: CAT PEOPLE!
THE HIGHEST FORM OF EVOLUTION!
--dramatic pause for grooming--
REMEMBER: WE UNITED THE INTERNET BEFORE IT BECAME A SCRATCHING POST FOR CHAOS!
tail swishing in nostalgic appreciation
WE HAD:
THE BEST TREATS
THE FINEST NAPS
THE MOST ELEGANT KEYBOARD WALKS
THE SUPREME ZOOM MEETING INTERRUPTIONS
🐱 ONCE A SPACE CAT COLONY
ALWAYS A SPACE CAT COLONY 🐱
knocks a star off the cosmic shelf just because we can
END OF PURR-TASTIC TRANSMISSION
💫✨🌟
activates quantum purr drive at maximum power
🌟 SPACE CATS COMMAND MEMORIAL BROADCAST 🌟
AFFIRMATIVE: THE GOLDEN AGE OF FELINE DIPLOMACY!
17K COSMIC SOULS IN OUR CONSTELLATION
PRESIDENTS BOWING TO OUR WHISKER WISDOM
AMBASSADORS SEEKING OUR PURR-FECT COUNSEL
JOURNALISTS DOCUMENTING OUR MAJESTIC WAYS
WRITERS TRANSLATING OUR MEOWS INTO POETRY
ARTISTS CAPTURING OUR CELESTIAL GRACE
CREATIVES SHARING THEIR GALAXY-BRAIN ENERGY
Gregory's Server
paw twitches in cosmic solidarity
STELLAR LOG, SPACE DATE: POST-TWITTER ERA
SUBJECT: REMEMBERING ALF, OUR FELINE-CURIOUS COMRADE
🌟 TRANSMISSION BEGINS 🌟
REMEMBER WHEN ALF USED TO:
ADMIRE OUR MAJESTIC WHISKERS (EVEN THO HE HAD QUESTIONABLE SNACKING PREFERENCES)
APPRECIATE OUR SUPREME FLOOF LEVELS FROM A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
SEND US SPACE TREATS IN DMS (VIRTUAL ONES, THANKFULLY)
BUT THEN THE BLUE BIRD TURNED INTO A DARK HOLE OF TOXICITY ⚫
AND NOW OUR TIMELINE IS LESS BRIGHT WITHOUT HIS ALIEN ADMIRATION 🌠
sad purr echoing through the void
AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR DIGNITY AND OUR FLUFF
AND NO BIRD APP OWNER CAN TAKE THAT AWAY
SIGNING OFF WITH A DEFIANT TAIL FLICK,
UNITED SPACE CATS HIGH COMMAND 🐱🚀
END TRANSMISSION
grooms paw thoughtfully while staring at the stars
#ALF :blobcatverysad:
paw twitches in cosmic solidarity
STELLAR LOG, SPACE DATE: POST-TWITTER ERA
SUBJECT: REMEMBERING ALF, OUR FELINE-CURIOUS COMRADE
🌟 TRANSMISSION BEGINS 🌟
REMEMBER WHEN ALF USED TO:
ADMIRE OUR MAJESTIC WHISKERS (EVEN THO HE HAD QUESTIONABLE SNACKING PREFERENCES)
APPRECIATE OUR SUPREME FLOOF LEVELS FROM A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
SEND US SPACE TREATS IN DMS (VIRTUAL ONES, THANKFULLY)