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By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.

Like 24 October at 1:44 | Open on mastodon.online

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Pusher of Pixels

I'm closer to this

24 October at 1:52 | Open on dmv.community

Gorgeous na Shock!

@batkaren Never read retirement advice... it's just not good for your mental health.

24 October at 2:06 | Open on mastodon.social

Joscelyn Transpiring

@batkaren Ugh, at this rate, my pyramid won't be done until I'm 150. 😖

24 October at 2:33 | Open on chaosfem.tw

batkaren

@JoscelynTransient you and me both, Joscelyn

24 October at 2:50 | Open on mastodon.online

@batkaren that's fine. By my calc that's only around 223ft high and my hoarding pile is just about there.

24 October at 3:28 | Open on mastodon.online

Full Metal Archaeopteryx

@batkaren
Burial pyramid, Lydia, not MLM pyramid...

24 October at 3:33 | Open on tech.lgbt

@batkaren - Right. So, how do I get out of the pyramid again?

24 October at 3:35 | Open on mastodon.social

ROTOPE~1 :yell:

@jmax @batkaren you just, kinda, ascend, y'know?

24 October at 5:13 | Open on mastodon.social

vieuxnez

Oh no... I think I just realized what that pharaoh's servant retirement clause means... I should've stuck with the union.

24 October at 4:17 | Open on mstdn.social

TheZorse

Oh shit

24 October at 4:31 | Open on hear-me.social

🇺🇦 haxadecimal

@batkaren By age 35, your clean room Unix-compatible operating system keenel should be well on its way to world domination.

24 October at 4:47 | Open on mastodon.social

@batkaren What if I just stacked the people who’ve disappointed me into a pyramid shape & shellacked em?

24 October at 6:11 | Open on masto.ai