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I made the ThinkPad nub moan.

Watch at your own discretion.

Also hi I'm on Mastodon now :) please drop a follow, this is my first post!

40 comments
Cymaphore

@wttdotm I exclusively use the TrackPoint as a mouse. Nothing else.

Sometimes call it "the nipple". Never thought someone would one day take it literally.

Welcome.

Matt Palmer

@cymaphore @wttdotm I've heard it referred to as a "clitmouse" for at least as long as I've had a ThinkPad, and I got my first one when they were still manufactured by IBM.


@wttdotm @Larymir this is the ThinkPad upgrade I needed

Heckin' Chonker Femboy.

@wttdotm A wise man once said "Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD". This is clearly an exception.

robo

@wttdotm This is gonna make return to office a lot more fun.

Adam Stoddard

@wttdotm this is terrible, I love it

I made something similarly awful at nnnoise.com

tyler

@wttdotm Does it still control the mouse too? or does it only moan now

contrefeu
@wttdotm I'm glad I watch the video on my mobile phone and not my thinkpad or they would have leaked ram
Late Night Owl

@wttdotm Yeah, I immediately started to think about my own Linux implementation. So. Thanks.

WhyDoesn'tThisProgramWork?

@wttdotm

Would be so much fun to install as a prank on someone else's laptop!

Or let someone use your laptop to give a presentation.

Also, recording the moans yourself was quite a nice touch.

Wilfried Klaebe

@WDTPW Wouldn't that be a sexual harrasment lawsuit waiting to happen?

@wttdotm

Dany

@WDTPW @wttdotm I am absolutely torn up in internal conflict if this is the funniest prank ever to do to an unlocked laptop, or if I should physically drag your ass to HR right there and then whilst calling legal to draw up an harassment case. 😆

PoLiTiPeT

@wttdotm Cool first post 😋

re: I'm on Mastodon now

1. out of curiosity, is that a move _away_ from tw/ig, or just yet another clone of you here in the Fediverse?

2. you'll probably want to add a :mastodon: link on wttdotm.com/

3. you add 2. as <a rel="me"> that will make your account "verified" (and green)

Cheers,
and welcome!

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<a rel="me" href="mastodon.social/@wttdotm">mn</a>

Pinapelz

@wttdotm@mastodon.social SORRY YOU SAID YOU RECORDED THEM ALL YOURSELF?

freelon

@wttdotm OK ok here is me following you. You've e-heeaaaaaorned it

Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta

@wttdotm I don’t know what I’d do with this but I’d love one with farts :fart: :sparkle_butt:

Big Ben

@wttdotm The spacial audio in my AirPods that I guess the Ivory client for Mastodon supports caught me so off guard with this I thought everyone in my office heard the moans

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