@Cdespinosa fun fact: Steve from The Sneeze went on to create Young Sheldon. Remains to be seen what his more lasting legacy will be.

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Man, you gotta be real careful when you eat this. If you attack from wrong side, the beef is on the right and all he'll will break loose.

@Cdespinosa Come now, Bolt pizza with Eyeballs has been a thing for nearly twice that long. https://beej.us/pizza/pizzaweb.html

@Cdespinosa i read every post on this dang blog back in the day https://web.archive.org/web/20200825044436/http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php

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No cheese. No sauce. What did he expect would hold the meat in place? 🤨

(And seriously? Bread & meat is a sandwich, not a pizza.)

@Cdespinosa ahh, my favorite picture on the internet

@Cdespinosa peak moment

@Cdespinosa @dgriffinjones Fuck me I'm dying

@Cdespinosa@mastodon.social the guy who made None Pizza with Left Beef went on to co-create Young Sheldon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Molaro

the guy who made Peanut Butter Jelly Time was killed in a 10-hour police standoff (his brother in law, SNOOP DOGG, tried to tell him to stand down but failed)

@Cdespinosa I had beef with that but left it behind

@Cdespinosa It's been 17 years and 15 days, since you took my beef away...

@Cdespinosa I log in once a year to facebook to remind people of this

@Cdespinosa @CursedSilicon a classic

@Cdespinosa WHAAAT you could almost grow a whole-ass adult in that time!

@Cdespinosa wait holy shit 2007 was 17 years ago

i feel old