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sam henri gold

google ai LOVES to step in when it sees “vs” and will try its hardest to compare whatever you throw at it

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Marina Epelman

@samhenrigold Have you tried “why is a raven like a writing desk?”?

Jonathan Hendry

@samhenrigold

The ottoman empire was shitty for heating up frozen mozzarella sticks.

Shaula Evans

@airadam @samhenrigold The Ottoman Empire is frankly kicking the Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer's Ass in the haberdashery department.

Shaula Evans

@airadam @samhenrigold If you had asked me even five minutes ago, I would have sworn I could not imagine a situation in which I might say: "The Ottoman Empire is frankly kicking the Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer's Ass in the haberdashery department."

And that is why it is important to never say never.

Shaula Evans

@samhenrigold But can the Ottoman Empire make my chickpeas crispy???

ContraindiKate

@ShaulaEvans @samhenrigold I choose crispy chickpeas over running an empire any day. Empire running is so exhausting, and not at all crunchy.

jelte

@samhenrigold does it include pricing information for the Ottoman empire? Asking for a friend.

Nick Foster

@samhenrigold you’re a Breville Smart Oven AirFryer, I’m an Ottoman Empire, we are not the same

sam henri gold

@efi split the difference, bought an air fryer from a sofa store called The Ottoman Empire

AliveDevil

@samhenrigold
What happens to "code vs studio"?
As in "code visual studio".

sam henri gold

@AliveDevil boring result, just compared VS Code to VS original flavor

NEO//LIX 🔊

@samhenrigold Something in my brain says "peanut butter bomb“, and really wants to have one.

Amanda Hugankiss

@samhenrigold I thought the comparison between atomic bombs and peanut butter was well established.

woollypigs

@samhenrigold the cold war would be quite different if we were worried about peanut allergy instead of glowing in the dark.

dragfyre

@samhenrigold I know @mitch will back me up on this one, the air fryer's got this one on lockdown

Charles J Gervasi ⚡🛡️🥥

@samhenrigold Surprisingly the answers are correct, like what a reasonable person would say if they got it as an odd-ball question on a school or interview test.

Kate Zimmerman

@samhenrigold Welp. I guess I need to consult my doctor before we make s'mores again. Thanks Google AI!

Zanzi @ Monoidal Cafe

@samhenrigold "while tabletop foreplay is a different activity"

bri

@samhenrigold not ready for primetime 😹

Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻

@samhenrigold I was hoping to trip it up with "The Pill vs the Springhill Mine Disaster," but it didn't bite.

Stefen Auris 🖖​

@samhenrigold this is going to keep me up for hours laughing as I do more of these

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