@danie10 My dad would probably have opted for one of these. Two of my chores were picking up the dog 🐕 poo and mowing 🚜 the lawn...
Using my superior intellect, and most importantly, while he was at work, I logically deduced that killing two birds with one stone was the best solution.
So I just mowed right over the weeks worth of accumulated #dog_poo and scattered all that bonus fertilizer 💩 all over the yard.
"But Dad, it'll stop stinking in a couple of days!"
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