@vestige @recursive oh man, a Jenna Wiseford original on Mastodon!

As far as I know she only posts on Facebook but she was one of the best parts of the Star Trek Shitposting group there

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“A little click on photon 1”

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"This security mechanism has an oversight so glaring, i will actually be able to open it using a piece of Neelix's overcooked root tart"

@vestige @scottswezey lovely.

@vestige lmfaoo!

@vestige This is a starfleet model 9 cabin door. It can be opened with a starfleet model 9 cabin door.

@vestige ah yes, classic

@vestige /me check the length of the video
2 minute and a half.
"That's a good lock"

@vestige my spouse says the lock picking lawyer sounds so audio books

I concur, such a great voice over and delivery

@vestige if he is lucky, they still use kaba dimple key locks

@vestige This made me the happiest I’ve been all day.

@vestige @nblr could be worse

It could have been McNally, who carries another door to bash this one open instantly.

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Come on, chill down, it is only LPL. He won't hurt you.

But would you mind not unsealing the door, please? :mastowink:

@vestige I ♥ LPL

@vestige "I am going to use this wave rake tool, sold at the covertinstruments dot com..."