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sam henri gold

john mulaney was at the salesforce conference and the transcript of him reading the attendees to filth is so cathartic sfstandard.com/2024/09/19/come

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Brian King

@samhenrigold I really wish there was a recording of this set

U.Lancier

@samhenrigold It is masterful to just tell the truth and being incredible funny at the same time. Great jesters of the past rot together and give him some big foul smell in acceptance of him as one of them.

Keen Grasp

@samhenrigold the last time I watched AI get dunked on this hard I was watching a Konami Double Dribble coin-op in Attract Mode

Shannon Skinner (she/her)

@samhenrigold
I had to look up who John Mulaney is, but now I consider him a hero. I wish I could read stories like this every day.

RodneyPetersonTalentAgency

@samhenrigold

He was born rich. He doesn’t need to worry about upsetting a huge piece of shit like the CEO of Salesforce or their shitty, overrated, useless company.

JD

@samhenrigold Amazing. My buddy just went to some AI conference and said it was terrible. Perhaps they needed a comedian to roast them so much they ended the whole thing early?

KB Sez

@samhenrigold

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read. I would have rushed the stage at the end and given him every dollar i had on me.

Toni Aittoniemi

@samhenrigold I’ve been saying since 2022 that Silicon Valley is full of the newborn faithfull who are out building God.

AlexTECPlayz

@samhenrigold Please, there MUST be a video of this speech on the web. Surely. (It's certainly not on Salesforce's YouTube channel, they've been dead silent for the past 3 days)

njsg

@samhenrigold I'm also interested in reading a full transcript, if it's available somewhere.

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