Gregory's Server"For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience." ;)
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 @jwildeboer I think we reached a point where you could put in any big tech company and would be correct... @Znexhf_Svax @jwildeboer requiring the Brits to use the same line as the Americans at boarder control, worth it. @jwildeboer we're working on bringing the Torment Nexus, but its kind of like your fault, you silly privacy fans
 @jwildeboer @lisamelton American techie: βHereβs how you can hack your phone to delete the Torment Nexusβ  @MichaelPorter American govt: "actually, hacking your phone to delete the Torment Nexus is a felony"  @jwildeboer This text should be required in a pop up that you have to swat down on every website on every visit @jimfl I thought hard about adding #MicroFiction to the toot, but decided against it β¦ (If you are more talented than I am and want to turn this into a comic or dialog box meme: go ahead! From my side itβs #CC0. Just a sentence, go make it yours :) The original Torment Nexus meme was created in November 2021 by Alex Blechman. See https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/torment-nexus  @jwildeboer sadly, it looks like we might have have our own, homegrown Torment Nexus https://digitalcourage.social/@echo_pbreyer/113159695005638193 Ohhh, come on. You know you all would like some Torment Nexus over there in the EU. Look how awesome itβs been for us here in the states. And no, the Torment Nexus isnβt compelling me to say this. Why do you ask?  @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net context? (i'm assuming there was some bad thing that's only allowed in the eu now)  Meanwhile, US Congressional Republicans: "And so to protect innocent children, our bill will mandate that all online access utilize the Torment Nexus" Democrats:    @jwildeboer @ivy made with https://relt-1.github.io/app/ :)   @jwildeboer It's amazing how well that sort of line works though. People don't see "OMG, some places are allowing a Torment Nexus." They see "how dare the EU have laws against tormenting people! We should have those laws abolished!" I hate to say, but the meme is a good one. @jwildeboer Americans: Sucks to be European, I guess. Welp, back to the Torment Nexus.....OH GOD THE PAIN    @jwildeboer It's a shame that GDPR prevented us from enjoying the Torment Nexus (although some might argue it should have never been created...). |
@jwildeboer sounds like a statement from the apple keynote π