@kaiserkiwi
Das Touch-Display würde mich ja schon aggressiv machen.

@kaiserkiwi I remember that dream I had about the lawnmower with big speakers for playing metal music - so very long ago. Now this shit is not even funny.

@kaiserkiwi One could say... it's uncalled for...

@kaiserkiwi Just imagine people running through the city with their washer phone ...

@kaiserkiwi This implies your washing machine has a microphone built in.

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com

What a Personal Laundry Assistant?
If it's that smart, it can also load & unload itself.
Ideally also do the shopping.

@kaiserkiwi Imagine receiving an important call during the 3 minutes that it takes to load the machine. How else could one answer!?

@kaiserkiwi Tech is out of ideas isn't it.

@kaiserkiwi
Ive worked with a few guys who won't get cell phones because they don't want to be able to be reached any time. If they're out, they're out.
This is the exact opposite of that

@kaiserkiwi another spy machine. Spy washing machine. 💀 What will they come up with next?

Some of these replies made me laugh so much it hurt. 😂😂😂

@kaiserkiwi "Are you incapable of finding your phone's speakerphone button but willing to dig through all the settings on your washing machine? Well do we have the product for you!"

And I thought internet-connected dishwashers make no sense.