An open letter to His Excellency Alexandre de Moraes

#Elon rises again as the champion of the people. This didn't end well for the United States during the #Clinton administration; it didn't end well for the Australian government's legislation after that; it most certainly failed gloriously when Hosni Mubarak believed he had 'turned off' the Internet in #Egypt; and it isn't going to end well this time around for the doodoohead judiciary of #Brazil either!

As many of you are used to hearing me say, "Stupid goes all the way to the bone". Yeah, I gots lotsa 'isms 🤘😜🤘

On that note, today's #bonehead award goes to judge #Alexandre_de_Moraes, who remarkably, has just proven that it is indeed possible to fuck yourself in your mouth. Most of us didn't even realize the abyssal depths of such stupidity he just achieved actually existed.

Yo! Moraes! You're no #Captain_Picard; you can't just say "Make it so" and have that be the case.... You're a first class moron, and what did you really expect after threatening that attorney's life? Did you really expect Elon to name someone in her stead for you to disappear?

#X is now closed in your country. Elon announced that about a week ago now, so the company isn't actually extant within the confines of your #Banana_Republic jurisdiction.

Here's what you can do now. You can decide what Internet traffic may and may not be allowed to traverse your data centers (good luck with that too), and see what the citizens of your nation have to say about it. Already, many of us are waiting and ready to provide Wireguard services that will instantly emasculate you - such is your prerogative, to enact a #Great_Firewall_of_Brazil - just like they have in Merry Olde England. Don't you just love dystopian constructs like #Ofcom?

You might wish to hold a straw poll of the citizens of your nation, or experience the flavor of your own ejaculate. How dare you tell the good folks of your nation what they are and are not permitted to see under penalty of imprisonment!

You're now venturing into territory where the much mightier have already fallen. I'd tell you to stay in your lane, but I think I'm much more interested in selling a lot of popcorn 🍿 to this little career ending shit show.

We've had the #Clipper_Chip, the #V_Chip, and other sorts of choke chips and there's not a single solitary systems engineer worth their salt who wasn't an unindicted, bonafide felon in the United States prior to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in ruling U.S. v. Bernstein as unconstitutional for infringing the First Amendment.

Too bad you guys don't have one of those:

https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/aclu-joins-appeal-bernstein-encryption-case (and so, so much more)

We do however, and the Bill of Rights are sacrosanct in this country, bitch!

So, I must say that I'm really amused by your pathetic overreach in attacking a completely separate corporation for the humiliation you've experienced from another. Didn't you realize that Elon can just suspend #Starlink services for your entire nation until such time as you pay your outstanding bills (and penalties) to the collection agency of his choosing?

I mean, this is truly comedic - but what are the government services and citizens going to do to you once their Internet services cease? I doubt the ensuing consequences will rise to the level of the fate exacted upon Elena and Nicolae Ceaușescu, but it ain't gonna be pretty.

At least professionally, your pronouns will be was/were.

So go with God, you misguided totalitarian imbecile, and may your peers have mercy on your soul.

#tallship

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