@hacks4pancakes I love how it describes enshittification perfectly.

1) Confirm your email for this thing you signed up for.
2) Welcome! Enjoy this while it lasts.
3) The execs of this super useful service sold it out to a megacorp. Prepare to have your data exploited.
4) Told ya! Now you have to either close your account or agree for us to sell your data.
5) Well, I guess we underestimated how much you actually like your privacy. Can you please use the service again? Our investors are losing faith!
6) Welp, we went broke. Why did we buy this thing again? Oh, right. Greed.