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Clarissa Toney :linux:🏳️‍⚧️

I wanna make an adventure game where you play as Craig and Corey and you go around doing odd jobs and giving life lessons about love and friendship

A flyer on a light pole in front of a Home Depot. It features photographs of two men named Corey and Craig. It reads: Sometimes you just need Two Men We are two men. We're burly. We'll do what you want. Yes our bodies are strong but our friendship is stronger. We have been friends for over 14 years. Of course there have been ups and downs but we always come to terms with our differences because friendship like this comes once in a life time... by hiring us you will receive not just the strength of our bodies but the strength of our emotional bond as well. Hire us: (406) 518-1597
20 August at 14:02 | Open on peoplemaking.games
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argv minus one

@ClarusPlusPlus

Are they good enough dudes to rescue the president?

20 August at 14:18 | Open on mstdn.party
Clarissa Toney :linux:🏳️‍⚧️
The Doctor
Croom (regular name)

@argv_minus_one @ClarusPlusPlus being a bad dude is having the strength to rescue the president from ninjas

Being a good dude is having the wisdom to recognize that if we let the ninjas keep him the world will be a better place

20 August at 22:37 | Open on goblin.camp
Mx. Eddie R
Clarissa Toney :linux:🏳️‍⚧️
Mx. Eddie R

@ClarusPlusPlus
I haven’t seen a poster, but there are vans in my city from “Two Small Guys With Big Hearts Moving and Handyman Services”. Same sort of totally sweet lovable energy.

20 August at 15:09 | Open on strangeobject.space
Sean Boyer 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE

@ClarusPlusPlus
Please do! I will play it nonstop. I'll play it professionally, even.

20 August at 15:27 | Open on fed.sbcloud.cc
joel b

@ClarusPlusPlus two stamina bars but a shared health bar

20 August at 15:57 | Open on social.tummyacid.net
Mekki
Log 🪵

@ClarusPlusPlus There has to be a Vikings or Gobliiins mechanic in there where Craig and Corey have different powers and restrictions, so you have to swap to finish each area. Like Craig has extreme budness, but Corey has incredible palship.

20 August at 16:00 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
Cy
Mabme you power up with moments when you're both working together in perfect sync. I actually know like... 2 games that are really close to this. One of them is anti-divorce propaganda, which makes the cutesy feelgoodness feel a little bad, but it was pretty popular. The other is... well... I hope you have a strong heart.

https://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/it_takes_two
https://www.playwewerehere.com/

CC: @ClarusPlusPlus@peoplemaking.games
Mabme you power up with moments when you're both working together in perfect sync. I actually know like... 2 games that are really close to this. One of them is anti-divorce propaganda, which makes the cutesy feelgoodness feel a little bad, but it was pretty popular. The other is... well... I hope you have a strong heart.
20 August at 16:15 | Open on fedicy.us.to
Nullstring 🏴‍☠️

@ClarusPlusPlus i would play that multiple times i stg

20 August at 16:01 | Open on infosec.exchange
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🌕💀🔮🐦‍⬛
Mandy May

@ClarusPlusPlus
Will the dude on the left be naked?

20 August at 16:21 | Open on vmst.io
M.S. Bellows, Jr.

@MandyMay @ClarusPlusPlus Yeah, we all need to chip in and buy Corey a shirt.

21 August at 1:06 | Open on c.im
everypizza :verified_blobcat:
everypizza :verified_blobcat:
Jess👾

@ClarusPlusPlus
This also sounds like an intro for a gay porn or gay erotic fiction

20 August at 16:38 | Open on infosec.exchange
The Doctor

@JessTheUnstill @ClarusPlusPlus I was just thinking that there never to be fanfic.

20 August at 18:20 | Open on hackers.town
Coles Street Pothole

@JessTheUnstill @ClarusPlusPlus Not to be dismissive, but needing to go to Aldi for tofu could be the intro to gay erotic fiction.

20 August at 19:00 | Open on weatherishappening.network
martin_fff
Lazuli
Internet Rando

@ClarusPlusPlus 10/10 would move random furniture, paint woodsheds, and extol virtuous aphorisms!

20 August at 17:15 | Open on mastodon.seattlematrix.org
Em :anarchistflagblack:

@ClarusPlusPlus tbh they should be immortalized and venerated as saints of true friendship

20 August at 17:42 | Open on lsbt.me
FruitCake

@ClarusPlusPlus Yay! Wholesome posting, but irl!

20 August at 18:04 | Open on weirder.earth
pronto

@ClarusPlusPlus oh that would work great as a Telltale style graphic adventure

20 August at 18:20 | Open on chaos.social
Coles Street Pothole

@ClarusPlusPlus Like Untitled Goose Game, but no one is an asshole? 🤔

20 August at 18:56 | Open on weatherishappening.network
patter
Lumen Flicts Freitas
Becky

@ClarusPlusPlus

Um, Corey looks like he might be naked.

20 August at 21:04 | Open on oldbytes.space
Asta [AMP]
humanadverb

@ClarusPlusPlus Like a wholesome version of the goose game.

20 August at 22:37 | Open on dice.camp
Rodolfo

@ClarusPlusPlus @HisNameIsOx

If I lived in Montana (guessing from the area code), I’d hire ‘em.

20 August at 23:48 | Open on toot.lgbt
Gen X-Wing
Expertenkommision Cyberunfall

@ClarusPlusPlus

I would hire them to drink some beers at the beach for me.

21 August at 6:13 | Open on mastodon.social
jexner

@ClarusPlusPlus sounds like a low-budget remake of "The Pretender". Would watch!

21 August at 7:28 | Open on tooting.ch
Łukasz Wójcik 👨‍💻 📷

@ClarusPlusPlus I'll buy a PC or Steam Deck to play this

21 August at 8:19 | Open on hachyderm.io
Markus Dolic

@ClarusPlusPlus great pitch! I could also see them in a 2-player coop brawler. Maybe the sequel 😄

21 August at 8:47 | Open on mastodon.social
Khakie van Tastisch

@ClarusPlusPlus

I'm booking her to finish building my chicken coop

21 August at 11:47 | Open on nrw.social
leeleedee

@ClarusPlusPlus I'm working on a simple Tabletop RPG where you might be able to do just that :P

#ttrpg

21 August at 13:07 | Open on mstdn.dk
bison ✅

@ClarusPlusPlus i think this is extremely cute :BlobhajHeart: :BlobhajTinyHeart:

21 August at 16:06 | Open on mastodon.social
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