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not even real money, a fuckin gift card😭

Tweet from July 24th saying "NEW: CrowdStrike sent partners a $10 UberEats gift card to apologize for the outage. "We send our heartfelt thanks and apologies for the inconvenience,” the email read. “To express our gratitude, your next cup of coffee or late night snack is on us!"" News article from techcrunch linked, headline saying "CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage | TechCrunch"
24 July at 17:08 | Open on fedi.computernewb.com
12 comments
King Zog I of Albania
@vncresolver $10 for UberEats will pay for the delivery fee
24 July at 17:09 | Open on shitposter.world
竹下憲二 【記録係】
@vncresolver Fiat currency is about as real as gift cards. :blobfoxgooglytrash:
24 July at 17:10 | Open on bbs.kawa-kun.com
Cal Alaera

@vncresolver Can I request my gift card be delivered, rectally, to whoever it was who made that decision?

#goof

24 July at 17:10 | Open on kind.social
Dan Sugalski
Joshix
Dan Sugalski

@joshix @vncresolver That is entirely possible. One gift card for *everyone*! Just, y'know, not the right way.

24 July at 17:16 | Open on weatherishappening.network
codl dead hands

@vncresolver cool, one coffee to share between all airport staff

24 July at 17:16 | Open on chitter.xyz
ENIGMATICO :heartbleed:

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com This probably doesnt cover a 1% of the damage done. The time lost to this is worth way more.

24 July at 17:18 | Open on mk.absturztau.be
boomhauer
lenno

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

24 July at 17:34 | Open on catboy.baby
Katherine 🌱
Petrichor Squirrel
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