@jon Ngl, this kinda slaps.

Downside is I'll always get a heart attack every time I walk by and see it as some dark shadow out of the corner of my eye.

@jon Spider router
Spider router
Surfs wherever a spider surfs

@jon Most poisonous wifi router in the world!

@jon Bigger and more nasty?

@jon this really needed a CW! Yikes...

@jon Are we sure it's a router?

@jon@henshaw.social Sympa la morale en mode routeur ​:blobcat_curious:​

@jon

need 2 more legs

@jon

This is where the web comes from.

@jon two few legs

@jon 😂

@jon

alt text should actually say "terrifyingly gigantic spider" but that's okay.

@jon @Natasha_Jay hah, cute! it looks like a spider, only smaller.

@jon Honestly not sure if router or a normal-sized Australian spider :P

@jon
That camera o.O

@jon looks about right, also getting ready to set the fire alarm off playing with the socket :blob_cat_giggle:

@jon but does this spider respect my robots.txt?

@jon and the camera be like

o.O

@jon
🤔

@jon fuck clock spider we got router spider

@jon NO.

@jon I'm sure this is an effective way to splay out the antenna but also.. :neocat_0_0:

Hey boss, we need another access point for the room. It got wet.
How did it get wet?
Someone thought it was a big spider and threw a cup at it..