But at least Homebrew doesn't delete packages and indexes from under you. So there's that.
Look, I don't want to learn the intricacies of this stuff. I just want to type a package name and have it installed. And I don't want to maintain anything. I want to configure my system once and never touch that again. Is this too much to ask for?!
Yeah this is EXACTLY why I hate this shit. It *IS* just a file.