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Liam

Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this toot you wrote in 3 seconds while pooping doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe.

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Daniel, pined-lizard edition

@ThePlant Just one second here.... we ALL KNOW I am the centre of the universe.

Your perspective is just skewed, making any geographical difference seem negligible

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