@paul

@paul You toot good for a dead guy.

@paul Thoughts and prayers

@paul RIP in piece, Paul Tweetbot.

@paul sending flowers

@paul Just means the Terminators won’t come for you.

@paul my condolences?

@paul 🤨

@paul what a way to find out 😨

I’m glad you were able to recover!

@paul

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He’s feeling much better.

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@paul maybe you can send this to the IRS and save some money.

@paul At least it was sad.

@paul what is dead may never die

@paul Elon Musk is even more evil than I suspected.

@paul Dibs on your tapbots shares.

@paul and another legend is lost

@paul Wow, WTF??

@paul clearly the origin of the rumor was a misunderstanding regarding the tweetbot icon.

@paul Is there a donation we should make in lieu of flowers?

@paul Leaving Twitter and passing away are roughly analogous I suppose.

@paul could happen to any of us! 😆

@paul My condolences to you about you I guess? Are you a clone? ;)

@paul F

@paul Programming from the graaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!

@paul 4o seems better. Not sure about accuracy, but at least you’re alive!

@paul 😄

@paul

at least they said news of your passing was "sadly" ...

@paul

"I would rather be living in Philadelphia."

@paul First question is can ChatGPT 3.5 feel sad (or happy)? Otherwise it’s kind of an insincere entity.

@paul
Well at least it didn’t say May 2024

@paul Huh, any idea what happened in April 2021? First obvious thing that came to mind is Tweetbot, but the date is way off

@paul

@paul 🪦

@paul poor sap didn’t even see it coming.

@paul we hardly knew ye.

@paul this is a tragedy

@paul rip in peace

@paul is this the real life?

@paul (stolen from https://toot.cat/@devopscats/112465996880254666)

@paul

Like Mark Twain said, "reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

@paul LOL

@paul The news of your demise is somewhat premature

@paul It’s better to find out now and start the healing journey

@paul tbt when some professor asked chatgpt about each of his colleagues in his department and it reported each and every one of them deceased. Wish I could find the source -- it was a joy to read his reaction.

@paul RIP.

@paul You are the dude pointing at the grave in the meme right now, and it’s your funeral

@paul r u gost :AAAAAA:

@paul I blame Elon.

Bummer.

@paul They say time heals all wounds. Apparently 3 years is a lot of time.

@paul I have to ask, is the afterlife everything you hoped it would be ?

@paul https://youtu.be/25XyWhfpSiM?si=Y4wLJ0eAAxq_I9qs&t=2m44s

@paul BTW THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO NOT PAY TAXS

@paul You spent three years dead for tax purposes?

@paul reports of my death have been greatly hallucinated

@paul you seem awfully spry for your condition. Do you exfoliate?

@paul It appears to be conflating you with the actor, who is in fact dead - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Haddad

@paul Condolences on occasion of your recent passing.

@paul "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

@paul@tapbots.social I tried asking Google Gemini who 183231bcb is. All three drafts say that 183231bcb is the username of several online accounts (true!) and that my main and most active account is....@183231bcb@mstdn.social (WRONG!)

@paul
@tsturm

This takes "necroposting" to a whole new level.

@paul gives this even more meaning. RIP

@paul I'll pour one* out for you.

* liter of urine.

@paul

@paul Reports of your death were greatly confabulated.

@paul I say you should throw a HUGE wake!

@paul And all the girlies say you're pretty fly for a dead guy.

@paul Oh my _____!

@paul RIP

@paul I’m sorry I missed the two year memorial 😢

@paul The real question is from where are you posting this?

@paul

My sincere condolences. I hope it didn't hurt

@paul the best

@paul Well. Human artists and devs are dead for ai already.

@paul thoughts and prayers

@paul this bird is dead

@paul “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

@paul condolences

@paul shock and denial are the first stages of grief. You'll work your way into acceptance in time.

@paul
That’s only because of tax reasons, I presume?

@paul Well, they do say that AI is the future.

@paul RIP!

@paul apparently I made wikipedia

@paul And, best of all, you won’t be able to get it corrected – even if you’re legally entitled to! https://noyb.eu/en/chatgpt-provides-false-information-about-people-and-openai-cant-correct-it

@paul welcome to the club!

@paul oh goodness, you too? So sorry.

https://mastodon.social/@jpmens/112359095062280945

// @jalefkowit

@paul I asked how, but it’s not telling.

@paul

There might come a time when AI will simply cancel us…

@paul holy crap.

@paul Claude is letting you live 🙂

@paul that is good to know! Imagine walking around completely unaware

@paul X killed him 😂

@paul thoughts and prayers

@paul

@paul well… you asked for it

@paul rofl whoops. RIP I guess? 😂

@paul congratulations on your deathiage! Such a special time. Did you spring for an upgraded casket?

@paul Time to commit the perfect crime