REJECT THE FALSE GODS OF BODY NEGATIVITY AND BODY POSITIVITY
EMBRACE THE HOLY DOCTRINE OF BODY NEUTRALITY

"how are you feeling about your appearance today" SATISFACTORY
"your hair looks messy" IRRELEVANT
"you look like you've lost 10 pounds" I HAVE NEVER LOST A THING
"why are your clothes so wrinkly and torn up" I AM BANNED FROM EVERY MACY'S IN A TWENTY MILE RADIUS

THERE IS NO MORE BAD HAIR DAY BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE GOOD HAIR DAY
ASCEND BEYOND A CONNECTION BETWEEN BODY AND VALUE