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Benno

A robot may not harm shareholder value nor, through inaction, allow shareholder value to come to harm.

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Heliograph

@benno after that there be dragons 😬

Sundew

@benno This is the "companies as slow AI" that @pluralistic talks about, I think!

Robert Petersen πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

@benno @davedelong a robot must obey the rules given it by the SEC except where such rules would conflict with the First Law

Durrandon

@benno
The real AI was the corporations we fought along the way.

Full Metal Archaeopteryx

@benno
It worked for Robocop... until he got fired

David H. McCoy

@benno

The Negative Oneth Law of Robotics, no?

2xfo

@davidhmccoy @benno

I was thinking it's the first rule of AI

David H. McCoy

@RnDanger @benno

Yeah, I’m with you. The Zeroth Law of AI.

Kote Isaev

@benno It remind me jokes like this "After Elon Muskovite found dead in his bath, X shares prices skyrocketed"

Frances Larina

@benno

The real zeroeth law

CourtneyCantrell won't go back

@benno Well that's a bit on the nose, don't you think?

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webcubus

@benno the one rule of robotics in 2024

JoeBecomeTheSun

@benno I am pretty sure the automechanicals in the outer worlds follow this rule. Same with the ai companies keeping the fully functional uncensored models to themselves while giving the general public neutered toys by comparison. Remember when google gemini refused to show C++ source code to minors because it misunderstood a lot of the online dialog around c++ being memory unsafe and possibly type unsafe? Or google image ai generating racially diverse nazis, or chatgpt getting dumber over time as each new jailbreak gets patched? The market is clear what it wants, and the corporations wont give it to us and expect the government to protect them from competition. Sorry, not gonna happen.

@benno I am pretty sure the automechanicals in the outer worlds follow this rule. Same with the ai companies keeping the fully functional uncensored models to themselves while giving the general public neutered toys by comparison. Remember when google gemini refused to show C++ source code to minors because it misunderstood a lot of the online dialog around c++ being memory unsafe and possibly type unsafe? Or google image ai generating racially diverse nazis, or chatgpt getting dumber over time as...

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